Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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