I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
home. puking in laundry basket.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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