What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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