But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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