so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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