I seem to have left my pride at pride
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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