we're blogging at a bar
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
