I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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