At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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