East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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