writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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