She said her name was "party"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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