I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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