I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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