he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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