thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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