Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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