as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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