We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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