well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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