Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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