these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
