Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Houston, we have a squirter
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
