i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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