im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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