Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I pour the whiskey from now on
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
