it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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