dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Watching her eat just hurts me
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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