i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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