and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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