Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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