Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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