You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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