i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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