Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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