wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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