THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There are leaves in my underwear?
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