Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Farmville is her only friend.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All I want is dick and wine.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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