Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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