so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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