i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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