It's like God shit irony all over that family
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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