yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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