I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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