You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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