i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The air taste purple.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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