This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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