Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
the raccoons are back...
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