Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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