Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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