Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
