I have demons in me.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just had sex on a roof
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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