i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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